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Senin, 26 Mei 2014

cheat gta v XBOX 360

Cheat mode
Enter one of the following codes while playing the game or at the pause screen to activate the corresponding cheat function. If you entered a code correctly, a small confirmation will appear above the map. Note: GTA 5 cheats for Xbox 360 cannot be saved, and must be entered manually each time. They also cannot be used during missions. If you enable cheats and start a mission, the cheats will automatically be disabled. All direction commands must be entered using the digital pad. Cheats also disable Xbox 360 achievements from being earned for the current game save. Thus, quick save your game before using cheat codes. Additionally, there may be other cheat codes for GTA V still yet unknown that will eventually be revealed. So keep checking back, as they could be revealed at anytime.
    Invincibility
    While playing the game, quickly press Right, A, Right, Left, Right, RB, Right, Left, A, Y to be invincible for five minutes. You must enter the code again after five minutes to reactive invincibility. Note: This code does not make vehicles invincible.
    Full health and armor
    While playing the game, quickly press B, LB, Y, RT, A, X, B, Right, X, LB(3).
    Give weapons and extra ammo
    While playing the game, quickly press Y, RT, Left, LB, A, Right, Y, Down, X, LB(3) to get extra ammunition and the assault rifle, grenade, knife, pistol, RPG, sawed off shotgun, SMG, and sniper rifle.
    Lower wanted level
    While playing the game, quickly press RB(2), B, RT, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right, Left.
    Raise wanted level
    While playing the game, quickly press RB(2), B, RT, Left, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right.
    Recharge special ability
    While playing the game, quickly press A(2), X, RB, LB, A, Right, Left, A.
    Super jump
    While playing the game, quickly press Left(2), Y(2), Right(2), Left, Right, X, RB, RT. Hold X to jump very high.
    Faster run
    While playing the game, quickly press Y, Left, Right(2), LT, LB, X.
    Faster swim
    While playing the game, quickly press Left(2), LB, Right(2), RT, Left, LT, Right.
    Flaming bullets
    While playing the game, quickly press LB, RB, X, RB, Left, RT, RB, Left, X, Right, LB(2).
    Explosive bullets
    While playing the game, quickly press Right, X, A, Left, RB, RT, Left, Right(2), LB(3).
    Explosive melee attacks
    While playing the game, quickly press Right, Left, A, Y, RB, B(3), LT.
    Slow-motion aim
    While playing the game, quickly press X, LT, RB, Y, Left, X, LT, Right, A. The code can be entered up to three times to increase its effect. Enter it a fourth time to disable the code.
    Moon gravity
    While playing the game, quickly press Left(2), LB, RB, LB, Right, Left, LB, Left. Enter a vehicle after enabling this code to experience less gravity. Press B after jumping to float.
    Slidey cars
    While playing the game, quickly press Y, RB(2), Left, RB, LB, RT, LB.
    Spawn BMX bike
    While playing the game, quickly press Left(2), Right(2), Left, Right, X, B, Y, RB, RT.
    Spawn Buzzard (small attack helicopter)
    While playing the game, quickly press B(2), LB, B(3), LB, LT, RB, Y, B, Y. The Buzzard is a helicopter with missiles and guns. It must be spawned in a large enough area for it to appear, or it will not spawn.
    Spawn Caddy (golf cart)
    While playing the game, quickly press B, LB, Left, RB, LT, A, RB, LB, B, A.
    Spawn Comet (two door sports car)
    While playing the game, quickly press RB, B, RT, Right, LB, LT, A(2), X, RB.
    Spawn Duster (crop duster plane)
    While playing the game, quickly press Right, Left, RB(3), Left, Y(2), A, B, LB(2).
    Spawn Limo (limousine)
    While playing the game, quickly press RT, Right, LT, Left(2), RB, LB, B, Right.
    Spawn parachute
    While playing the game, quickly press Left, Right, LB, LT, RB, RT(2), Left(2), Right, LB.
    Spawn PCJ-600 motorcycle
    While playing the game, quickly press RB, Right, Left, Right, RT, Left, Right, X, Right, LT, LB(2).
    Spawn Rapid GT (two door sports car)
    While playing the game, quickly press RT, LB, B, Right, LB, RB, Right, Left, B, RT.
    Spawn Sanchez (dual-sport dirt bike)
    While playing the game, quickly press B, A, LB, B(2), LB, B, RB, RT, LT, LB(2).
    Spawn Stunt Plane (fixed-wing stunt plane)
    While playing the game, quickly press B, Right, LB, LT, Left, RB, LB(2), Left(2), A, Y.
    Spawn Trashmaster (garbage truck)
    While playing the game, quickly press B, RB, B, RB, Left(2), RB, LB, B, Right.
    Skyfall
    While playing the game, quickly press LB, LT, RB, RT, Left, Right, Left, Right, LB, LT, RB, RT, Left, Right, Left, Right. This cheat code spawns you in the air for a skydive free fall. If you hold the Analog-stick, you can glide for a long time. However, it does not allow you to use the parachute. Thus, you will usually die at the end of the free fall. It is possible to survive, but you will have very little health remaining. The best way to survive is to do a direct vertical faceplant. If you can survive the fall, this cheat is very useful for fast traveling around the map.
    Drunk mode
    While playing the game, quickly press Y, Right(2), Left, Right, X, B, Left.
    Slow-motion mode
    While playing the game, quickly press Y, Left, Right(2), X, RT, RB. The code can be entered up to four times to increase its effect. Enter it a fifth time to disable the code.
    Change weather
    While playing the game, quickly press RT, A, LB(2), LT(3), X. Each time the code is entered, it rotates through sunny, clear, cloudy, smoggy, overcast, rainy, thundering, clearing, and snowing weather.


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cheat gta v ps 3

Give Item: ParachuteLeft, Right, L1, L2, R1, R2, R2, Left, Left, Right, L1
Give Weapons (Tier 1)Triangle, R2, Left, L1, X, Right, Triangle, Down, Square, L1, L1, L1
Max Health and ArmorO, L1, Triangle, R2, X, Square, O, Right, Square, L1, L1, L1
Player Cheat: DrunkTriangle, Right, Right, Left, Right, Square, O, Left
Player Cheat: Explosive Melee AttacksRight, Left, X, Triangle, R1, O, O, O, L2
Player Cheat: Explosive RoundsRight, Square, X, Left, R1, R2, Left, Right, Right, L1, L1, L1
Player Cheat: Fast RunTriangle, Left, Right, Right, L2, L1, Square
Player Cheat: Fast SwimLeft, Left, L1, Right, Right, R2, Left, L2, Right
Player Cheat: Flame RoundsL1, R1, Square, R1, Left, R2, R1, Left, Square, Right, L1, L1
Player Cheat: Invincibility (Lasts for 5 minutes)Right, X, Right, Left, Right, R1, Right, Left, X, Triangle
Player Cheat: Recharge Special AbilityX, X, Square, R1, L1, X, Right, Left, X
Player Cheat: SkyfallL1, L2, R1, R2, Left, Right, Left, Right, L1, L2, R1, R2, Left, Right, Left, Right
Player Cheat: Super JumpL2, L2, Square, O, O, L2, Square, Square, Left, Right, X
Player Cheat: Wanted Level - LowerR1, R1, O, R2, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right, Left
Player Cheat: Wanted Level - RaiseR1, R1, O, R2, Left, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right
Spawn Vehicle: BMXLeft, Left, Right, Right, Left, Right, Square, Circle, Triangle, R1, R2
Spawn Vehicle: BuzzardO, O, L1, O, O, O, L1, L2, R1, Triangle, O, Triangle
Spawn Vehicle: CaddyO, L1, Left, R1, L2, X, R1, L1, O, X
Spawn Vehicle: CometR1, O, R2, Right, L1, L2, X, X, Square, R1
Spawn Vehicle: DusterRight ,Left, R1, R1, R1, Left, Triangle, Triangle, X, O, L1, L1
Spawn Vehicle: LimoR2, Right, L2, Left, Left, R1, L1, O, Right
Spawn Vehicle: PCJ-600R1, Right, Left, Right, R2, Left, Right, Square, Right, L2, L1, L1
Spawn Vehicle: Rapid GTR2, L1, O, Right, L1, R1, Right, Left, O, R2
Spawn Vehicle: SanchezO, X, L1, O, O, L1, O, R1, R2, L2, L1, L1
Spawn Vehicle: Stunt PlaneO, Right, L1, L2, Left, R1, L1, L1, Left, Left, X, Triangle
Spawn Vehicle: TrashmasterO, R1, O, R1, Left, Left, R1, L1, O, Right
World Cheat: Change WeatherR2, X, L1, L1, L2, L2, L2, Square
World Cheat: Moon Gravity*Left, Left, L1, R1, L1, Right, Left, L1, Left
World Cheat: Slippery StreetsTriangle, R1, R1, Left, R1, L1, R2, L1
World Cheat: Slow MotionTriangle, Left, Right, Right, Square, R2, R1
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Sabtu, 24 Mei 2014

Kata-kata Gombal Lucu

“km pantas di posisi Striker, kalo bermain bola, soalnya cuma dirimu yg dpt menjebol hatiku dgn sekali senyumanmu”

“Kamu punya spidol item ga? | buat apa? | mau warnain kalender, biar ga ada kata libur dalam mencintaimu”

“Aku rela jadi belalang asal kamu kupu-kupunya. Lalu kita siang makan nasi kalau malam minum susu”

Aku sudah siap kalo Senin harus bangun pagi, apalagi bangun rumah tangga sama kamu.

Aku nggak sedih besok hari Senin, aku sedihnya kalo besok nggak ketemu kamu.

Hari minggu itu weekend, tapi kalau cinta kita will never end.

Buat aku, semua hari itu selasa. SELASA ada di sulga kalo baleng kamu.

Aku setuju-setuju aja kok kalo harga BBM makin mahal asalkan senyum kamu tetep murah sama aku.

Berulang tahun memang indah. Akan tetapi lebih indah jika berulang kali bersamamu.

I'm on my mission to hate you. my mission's name is : MISSION IMPOSSIBLE.

Kata Gombal OVJ

Co : “28 Oktober hari apa ayo?”
Ce : “Hari Sumpah Pemuda”
Co : “Kalo 27 Oktobernya hari apa?”
Ce : “Hari apaan tuh Bang..??”
Co : “Hari Sumpah Hatiku..”

Co : “Neng bapaknya nelayan ya”
Ce : “Kok tau sih bang?”
Co : “Iya soalnya kamu telah menjaring hati ku” 

Co : “Eh, jangan berdiri dekat-dekat bunga Neng!!”
Ce : “Lah, emang nape Bang?!”
Co : “Nggak apa2 sih, takutnya ntar bunganya layu. Kalah cantik sama Eneng..?”

Co : “Eh Neng, ajarin Abang berenang ya”
Ce : “Emang kenapa Bang?
Co : “Soalnya Abang tenggelam di hati Eneng nih!”

Co : “Neng, tabung gas Neng di rumah bocor ya??”
Ce : “Mang nape Bang?”
Co : “Soalnya Neng udah ngeledakin hati Abang”

Co : “Neng, Bapak Eneng suka main internet ya?”
Ce : “Iya, mang kenapa Bang?”
Co : “Soalnya Neng udah men-download hatiku..”

Co : “Neng, Bapak Neng tukang gali kuburan ya?”
Ce : “Kok gitu Bang?!”
Co : “Soalnya Eneng udah mengubur kesedihan di hati Abang..”

Co : “Neng, Bapak Neng pasti asli Jakarta kan?”
Ce : “ih kok Abang bisa tau sih?!”
Co : “Soalnya Eneng telah memonaskan hatiku..”

Co : “Neng, Bapak Neng pasti pemain bola kan?”
Ce : “Ih, kok Abang tau sih Bang?”
Co : “Soalnya Eneng telah mencetak gol di hati Abang”

Co : “Neng, punya lem nggak?”
Ce : “Ada Bang, emang buat apaan?!?”
Co : “Buat nge-lem hati kita biar menyatu Neng..”

Co : “Kalo rajin pangkal apa?
Ce : “Pangkal pandai”
Co : “Kalo hemat pangkal apa?”
Ce : “Kaya”
Co : “Malas pangkal?”
Ce : “Bodoh..”
Co : “Trus kalo kamu pangkal??”
Ce : “Hah..?!?! pangkal apaan ya?!?”
Co :”Kamu itu.. pangkal-an hatiku..”


Rayuan Gombal PDKT

co:bapak kamu sering merangkai rangkaian komponen ea???
ce:kok tau???
co:cz kamu telah merangkai2 hati ini

co: kmu tau ga knpa kue dont tengah x bolong
ce: ga bang mng x knp..??
co: biar abng bisa liat wjah cntik kmu
hahahai

?(L) bpak kmu tukng tambal ban ya,?
(P)abang tau aj,,???
(L) bilngin ya jngan ikut2an nyebarin paku,,, lbih baik nyebarin cinta aq ke kmu,,,,,, (gombal gambul)

cwo : bapak kamu ikutan BIGBROTHER trans tv ya ..
cwe : kok km tauk..
cwo : soalnya cintaku telah menDeportasi Hatimu .

Sayang,km dlu jurusan teknik mesin yy ??
Iy..mang npa yank ??
Soal.y km udh memperbaiki masa laluku yg suram dgn aku memilikimu..

cwo:ayah ue tukang gru y
cwe:kok tw cie
cwo:karna, aku SLALU MENG9IZI DAFTAR HADIR DHATIMU
CWE:SOESWEeT

.dari sabang sampai marauke
bejajar pulau pulau
sambung menyambung menjadi satu yaitu lah INDONESIA ku
.aku cinta indonesia
.cow..neng beda RI dgn neng
.cew..egak tau,,
.cow..RI ,negaraku..kalau neng, cintaku..
.cew..bisa aja,.

co : kamu sukka ON TIME yaa ..
ce : kok kamu tau ..
co : soalnya,, hatiku slalu standbay buat kamu..

Co: bebz tau gak cinta ku ke kamu berapa persen?
Cew : gak tau bebz?
Co : coba kamu hitung aja rintik hujan yg turun itulah butiran cintaku..
Cew :waww..itu kan bnyak bget s0 sweetz..^_^

Cwo : kmu tau gag bda’nya GBK am hti aku ?
Cwe : engga tau , mmang apa ?
Cwo : klo GBK bsa mnampung beribu” orang ..
Tpi klo hti aku cma bsa mnampung kmu seorang ,,
cwe : gombal >”,<
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